Cdinskyville is a place with virtually no visitors or readers. If you are reading this, you are unique. One of a kind. Congratulations!
Why would someone create a site with no visitors? I don’t know. But perhaps someday this will metamorphise into a place where someone like me just sends out love.
Something like that.
That would be me. I am an ordinary little person of no particular consequence doing inconsequential things of no particularity.
But like most ips, (inconsequential persons) I have found delight in creating my own website. Voila!
Notice the stellar design! The clever SEO tactics! The meaningful captivating dialogue!
I was born in a dreary hospital under questionable circumstances. If you’d been there, you would have shaken you head and said, “there’s no hope for that one.”
And you would have been right… up to a point.
For the first portions of my young life, I lived a sucky lifestyle with the usual terrible afflictions of the disenfranchised baby.
Note to Those in Power:
Foster homes are Crap Homes. Give me a well run private school any old day.
For those foster parents who are perfection personified, you’re not included in my assessment. If you even exist!
No problems with money, yes rebellion problems with previous long term family. Ughy. No more need be said.
Working on it. I believe this period lasts for a lifetime. It DOES and WILL in my case up to and including 120 years plus.
1:35 PM 10/22/2009 Thursday
Today I define phlegmatic. Have you a clue?
Phlegmatic: The opposite of choleric, as in:
“Cdinsky has a phlegmatic choleric personality with infan-tile-anti-so-cial-ess-enig-matic tendencies.”
Today I finish my stunning website. Hope my boss doesn’t find it on linkedin. That would be troublesome.
OH! I don’t have a boss! Nor a linkedin persona.
More: Today my hero is this rather beautiful sexy but irritated Filipino woman (“made in the Philipines, lives in the US”)
She does Search Engine Stuff, makes over half a million a year with her 380 Ebay websites, and writes vicious nasty hateful things about stuff she doesn’t like.
I hope i grow up to be just like her… sans the vicious. Hateful and nasty is fine.
My favorite contemporary word: Fricking.Frick: To build with legos, as in: “You build frick n’frack with bric n’brac.”
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Tomorrow, then… same time, same place?
No same time, Yes same place. Welcome.
The hardest thing I’ve ever tried to do is wash the shadow out of a dish. Yes. Today I actually tried to scrub out a shadow.
Why do flies buzz? Nature’s way of playing fair? They’d have more success with stealth flying. The buzzing is such a lose.
I have promised to preface everything I do with the following question: “Will this contribute to my making money?”
If Yes, great.
If No, DON’T DO IT.
This poses a problem regarding my website. I will have to come up with a solution. Meanwhile…
Bill Handel was on the radio today.
A Quote: “I met my wife on Craigslist. In fact, I even said to her, “I didn’t even KNOW you could do those things with a camel.”
Ha. He’s incorrigible and soon to be divorced. Or, he has a magnificent wife.
Solution to Above MONEY Dilemma
You may… donate. This will turn my every endeavor here into a money engendering venture.
Larger amounts will get you greater kharmic value. Consider that carefully as you type in an amount…
If you donated, i send you love. Otherwise, eh. [fingers flick upwards and outwards beneath chin]
I must leave now. Tomorrow, my fine friend!